An Unforgettable Luncheon

An Unforgettable Luncheon is an non-canon chapter that was written for April Fools Day in 2018.

Plot
Mariko decides to make her and Expi lunch one day, when she realizes the lunch she was intending to make got burnt in the oven. With not much time to make something else, Mariko decides to run to Al's Yummy Burgers and buy a platter of burgers that she uses in disguise of her own cooking. When Expi questions her after she had previously mentioned making "steamed clams," Mariko claims that she actually said "steamed hams," a North Sonrisan expression from Shakasugi. A few minutes later, the kitchen ends up burning up, which Mariko claims is just "Aurora Borealis." Expi leaves to go back to work, telling Mariko that she "steams a good ham."

Trivia

 * This chapter is a reference to a gag from the 21st episode of the seventh season of The Simpsons, titled "22 Short Films in Springfield" in particular to the "Skinner & the Superintendent" sketch. This had become a meme during late 2017 and early 2018 dubbed "steamed hams" with many Youtube videos being uploaded containing edits of the clip in question.
 * Due to the chapter being non-canon, ExpitheCat doesn't consider it a part of any season or chapter number. However, it was originally posted after one of the drafts of The Beginning, and before the final draft of the aforementioned chapter, which therefore would've made it the first or second chapter of The Two Cats.
 * Despite it being considered uncanon, this chapter is referenced in Stop Thief!